Sollux: Flip out.

[binarycoder]

[Already on top of it. That seadwelling douchebag's days are numbered, but you have one stop to make first. You pound on your good buddy's door a little harder than necessary, red and blue sparks visible around the edges.]

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[updatefuckass]

HOLD ON A GODDAMN SECOND.
JEGUS, MAN.
IF YOU BLOW UP MY DOOR WITH YOUR FREAKY MIND SHIT YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO COUGH UP THE GRIST TO MAKE ME A NEW O-

[You open the door.]

UH.
SOLLUX?
WHAT'S UP?

[binarycoder]

what2 up?
he fuckiing KiiLLED HER.
iim goiing two tear hiim the fuck apart, that2 what2 up.

[updatefuckass]

WAIT.
HAVEN'T WE BEEN OVER THIS ALREADY?
LIKE WHEN YOU GOT HERE.

[binarycoder]

no, you unbeliievable diip2hiit, he DiiD iiT AGAiiN.
2o much for keepiing hiim iin liine riight?
good fuckiing job.
iim goiing two kiill hiim, there2 goiing two be NOTHiiNG LEFT ii 2wear.

[updatefuckass]

WHAT THE FUCK?
HOW?
I BROKE HIS WAND AND SOMETHING BROKE HIS LEGENDARY PIECE OF SHIT.

[binarycoder]

ii gue22 he 2tabbed her?
ii dont really know, god iim 2uch a u2ele22 piiece of 2hiit.
ii cant beliieve ii let her diie twiice and did NOTHiiNG about iit FUCK.

[updatefuckass]

HOW THE FUCK DID SHE
OKAY, WHATEVER.
LOOK
YOU DON'T REMEMBER IT YET, BUT
HE'S ALREADY KICKED YOUR ASS ONCE.
IF YOU'RE GOING TO FIGHT HIM, I'M COMING TOO.

[binarycoder]

ii dont give a 2hiit what he diid la2t tiime.
there2 not goiing two be ANYTHiiNG left of that grubfucker iif ii have a 2ay iin it.
but w/e, iif you want two joiin iin iim not goiing two 2top you.

[updatefuckass]

COME ON.
IF HE KILLED FEFERI, HE MIGHT HAVE TAKEN HER SYLLADEX TOO.
LET'S STOP BY THE ALCHEMITER FIRST AND MAKE SOME EXTRA WEAPONS FIRST, JUST IN CASE.

[binarycoder]

fiine ok ju2t make iit quiick.
that douchebag2 goiing two be turned iinto FiiSHFOOD once were done wiith hiim.

[updatefuckass]

YEAH.
COME ON, BRING THOSE SHITTY STARS OF YOURS TOO.

[binarycoder]

[You pick up the SHITTY NINJA STARS with your PSIONICS, keeping them out of your sylladex for now. Even though you could hack the CARD VAULT almost instantly, you'd rather skip the extra step before slicing him into ribbons. It's just efficient.]

[updatefuckass]

[You begin heading out towards the ALCHEMITER.]

SO WORST-CASE SCENARIO.
HE'S ALCHEMISED HIMSELF ANOTHER WAND.
IN THAT CASE, WE'LL HAVE TO GET HIM IN A CRABCLAW ATTACK.
ATTACK FROM BOTH SIDES AT ONCE.
FROM WHAT I SAW, HIS WAND IS ABOUT AS PWOERFUL AS HIS LEGENDARY PIECE OF SHIT
BUT IT CAN ONLY SHOOT ONE THING AT A TIME, AND ONLY IN ONE DIRECTION.
WHICHEVER OF US HE GOES AFTER FIRST WILL TRY TO STAY ALIVE, AND THE OTHER WILL KILL HIM FROM BEHIND.
GOT IT?

[binarycoder]

what the hell are you even talkiing about kk.
ii thought that riidiiculou2 2ciience 2tiick wa2 2uppo2ed two be a joke.

[updatefuckass]

YEAH, SO DID I.
THEN HE BLINDED YOU, AND KILLED KANAYA AND FEFERI WITH IT.
SO THE STUPID SUBJUGGLATOR'S SHITTY JOKE IS ON US.
OH GOD WHY DID I EVEN SAY THAT.
IF I HEAR HIS STUPID HONKING
I'LL JUST
FUCK, HAVE I JUST LOST IT, IS THIS STILL THE VEIL
OH FUCKING WELL.
ANYWAY.
LET'S JUST ALCHEMISE THIS SHIT.
GIVE ME YOUR FETCH MODUS FOR A SECOND.

[binarycoder]

[You hand the FETCH MODUS over.]

[updatefuckass]

[You quickly duplicate it, equipping your own ENCRYPTION MODUS and handing your buddy's back to him, before crafting a few more ODDITIES.]

RIGHT.
LET'S DO THIS.
WHERE'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND
UH
YOUR OTHER ONE, I MEAN.
AA.
OH, FUCK IT, WHY AM I EVEN ASKING, SHE'LL SHOW UP IF SHE FEELS LIKE IT WHETHER WE WARN HER OR NOT.
LET'S JUST GO.