Sollux: Flip out.

[binarycoder]

[Already on top of it. That seadwelling douchebag's days are numbered, but you have one stop to make first. You pound on your good buddy's door a little harder than necessary, red and blue sparks visible around the edges.]

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[binarycoder]

what the hell are you even talkiing about kk.
ii thought that riidiiculou2 2ciience 2tiick wa2 2uppo2ed two be a joke.

[updatefuckass]

YEAH, SO DID I.
THEN HE BLINDED YOU, AND KILLED KANAYA AND FEFERI WITH IT.
SO THE STUPID SUBJUGGLATOR'S SHITTY JOKE IS ON US.
OH GOD WHY DID I EVEN SAY THAT.
IF I HEAR HIS STUPID HONKING
I'LL JUST
FUCK, HAVE I JUST LOST IT, IS THIS STILL THE VEIL
OH FUCKING WELL.
ANYWAY.
LET'S JUST ALCHEMISE THIS SHIT.
GIVE ME YOUR FETCH MODUS FOR A SECOND.

[binarycoder]

[You hand the FETCH MODUS over.]

[updatefuckass]

[You quickly duplicate it, equipping your own ENCRYPTION MODUS and handing your buddy's back to him, before crafting a few more ODDITIES.]

RIGHT.
LET'S DO THIS.
WHERE'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND
UH
YOUR OTHER ONE, I MEAN.
AA.
OH, FUCK IT, WHY AM I EVEN ASKING, SHE'LL SHOW UP IF SHE FEELS LIKE IT WHETHER WE WARN HER OR NOT.
LET'S JUST GO.